pizzafemme:

all butts are good butts


So I’m like, totally not a fan of dudes at all, but I really like it when they wear suit pants and put their hands in their pockets and their pants pull forward tighten around their butts and give a nice view of the booty heat they’re packing I guess what I’m saying is I love butts


I’m not really attracted to guys but I do like it when they wear bathing suits small enough to show their butt cheeks. I guess what I’m saying is I love butts. BOOTY.



suckingonalemon:

justthinkingaboutcatsagain:

I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful

I wanna smoosh my face into yr butt it’s so gorgeous

YES PLZ IT IS READY FOR YOUR FACE

suckingonalemon:

justthinkingaboutcatsagain:

I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful

I wanna smoosh my face into yr butt it’s so gorgeous

YES PLZ IT IS READY FOR YOUR FACE

(via suckingonalemon-deactivated2013)


I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful

I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful


Today was a good day. :)  I wrote two poems, I smiled at two cute short-haired girls and they smiled back, I smoked some weed, I had some beautiful women compliment my booty.  All in all, I couldn’t ask for much more.  It could have contained burritos, though.


My butt is seriously a thing of great beauty. :P Just look at it! I’m obsessed with it.

My butt is seriously a thing of great beauty. :P Just look at it! I’m obsessed with it.


Can I just not wear pants anymore please?

Can I just not wear pants anymore please?


a haiku about butts

forgetwhoweare:

i think you are cute
and i want to touch your butt
let’s make this happen 

My goal in life is to make everyone think this about me.