(Source: justthinkingaboutcatsagain)
I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful
I wanna smoosh my face into yr butt it’s so gorgeous
YES PLZ IT IS READY FOR YOUR FACE
I can’t even, my butt is too beautiful
Today was a good day. :) I wrote two poems, I smiled at two cute short-haired girls and they smiled back, I smoked some weed, I had some beautiful women compliment my booty. All in all, I couldn’t ask for much more. It could have contained burritos, though.
My butt is seriously a thing of great beauty. :P Just look at it! I’m obsessed with it.
(Source: vanityisasocialconstruct)
a haiku about butts
i think you are cute
and i want to touch your butt
let’s make this happen
My goal in life is to make everyone think this about me.
Hey look, it’s a butt. It’s just like a butt you’d see at a beach. It isn’t even a nude butt. What’s the big deal? My (older male) cousin was sitting next to me, and when I stood up he was below the hem of my skirt, so this is probably what his view looked like. And he was all like, “Whoa. Thanks for that,” meaning the ~view I gave him. I just said, “You’re welcome.”
And then my sister tried to pull my skirt down.
Listen. I’m a curvy chubby chick with a giant ass. My waist is a size XS-M and my hips are L-XL so high-waisted skirts are even shorter on me than the skinny girls they’re designed for. And of course my butt make everything at least three inches shorter in the back.
But who gives a fuck?! I don’t care if people see my butt! Why do they? Why is it okay when you’re at a beach, but not when you’re wearing a skirt? I was not being sexual. Stop sexualizing me and my body. I know it’s awesome. Let’s just leave it at that.
